she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
Sammy’s life is hard
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?
Alright boys, if i can put you in a jacket, roll the sleeves up, and thanks to your stache you look a 70s porn star SHAVE THE STACHE
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
this should constantly be on my dash just every few days